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Never Drink Water

Water quality testing in New Brunswick now meets bilingual guidelines

Never Drink Water thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Little Johnny was the beach water quality tester and inspector

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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