New Arrival

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel