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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn


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