Newfie Snowplow
Cleaning the driveway snow with the tools you've got
Newfoundland survivor on a roll
QuotaBillsI used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli
It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn