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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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