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Diet plans that look better than the alternative

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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