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Ninety Degree Weather

How to mathematically predict the weather forecast

Ninety Degree Weather thanks to Rick Hogarth

Weather by sky protractor

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

We boil at different degrees. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

One forgives to the degree that one loves. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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