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No-iPhone Kids

Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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