No-iPhone Kids

Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

We realized that no one of us could be as good as all of us playing unselfishly. - Bill Bradley

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain