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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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