No-iPhone Kids

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller