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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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