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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Ukulele: A so-called musical instrument which, when listened to, you cannot tell whether one is playing on it or just monkeying with it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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