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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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