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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

When everything gets answered, it's fake. - Sean Penn

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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