No-Lake Picture

Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte