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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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