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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18


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