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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson


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