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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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