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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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