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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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