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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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