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Nobody Notices thanks to Mark Berry

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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