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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

To simplify complications is the first essential of success. - George E Buckle

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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