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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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