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Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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