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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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