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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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