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Nose Hair? She needs a Barb-hair

She used a strong-scented conditioner that day

Nose Hair? She needs a Barb-hair thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Was she looking for a Bob haircut?

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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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