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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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