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Number Eight Laziness

What happens to you when you lie down?

Number Eight Laziness thanks to Howard Chapman

Relaxation is a good remedy for stress

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Perfectionist: One who takes infinite pains, and often gives them to other people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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