Number Eight Laziness

To infinity and beyond! - Toy Story

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

What you see, yet can not see over, is as good as infinite. - Thomas Carlyle

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller