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Number Eight Laziness

What happens to you when you lie down?

Number Eight Laziness thanks to Howard Chapman

Relaxation is a good remedy for stress

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

What you see, yet can not see over, is as good as infinite. - Thomas Carlyle

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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