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Number Eight Laziness

What happens to you when you lie down?

Number Eight Laziness thanks to Howard Chapman

Relaxation is a good remedy for stress

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

What you see, yet can not see over, is as good as infinite. - Thomas Carlyle

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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