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Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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