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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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