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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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