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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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