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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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