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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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