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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

The X-Files: The mystery of algebra - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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