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Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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