QuotaBillsI was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz
Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway