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Octostump thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dendrology is the study of wooded plants (including trees and shrubs).
Botany is the study of plants in general.
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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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