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Office Party Grinch

Someone planning to disrupt the office festivities

Office Party Grinch thanks to Ron Rogers

The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He first appeared as the main character of the 1957 Christmas story 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'.

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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