Old Yeller Viewing
What happens when you let your pet watch television
Old Yeller is set in Texas (1869)
QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash