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Olympic Moon Rings

Finding room for space in the Olympic oval

Olympic Moon Rings thanks to Helena Munroe

Setting a perfect background for the next Olympic Games

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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