QuotaBillsNever insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. - Aristotle
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele