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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin