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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw


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