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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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