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Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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