Ostrich Race

Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill