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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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