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Owl Friends

Seeing eye to eye towards a relationship that gives a hoot

Owl Friends thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Barred owls are round-headed with no ear tufts

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Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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