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Owl Friends

Seeing eye to eye towards a relationship that gives a hoot

Owl Friends thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Barred owls are round-headed with no ear tufts

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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