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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner


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