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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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