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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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