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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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