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Inspiring wall murals change your outlook on life

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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