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Paint Pants

Fresh paint job for once-clean clothes

Paint Pants thanks to Mike King

Sitting down on the job brings sticky surprise

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Every good painter paints what he is. - Rembrandt Van Rijn

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Embarrassed: Emmy's condition after losing her pants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Muffin Top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. - Murphy's Laws

I'm a storyteller. I love to tell stories about brands. I love to tell stories, period. I like painting pictures through the words, and that's what I do. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more pregnancy and I'd be doomed to elastic waists for the rest of my life. - Ayelet Waldman


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