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Painted Fence

Doing his best to clean up the neighbourhood

Painted Fence thanks to Roy Taylor

How to partially paint a wooden fence

To paint or stain a fence

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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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