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Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia