QuotaBillsMy friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones
Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West
You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown
There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian
Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon
Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson
Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh
If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici
Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin
The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan
As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay
What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash