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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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