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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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