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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy