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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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