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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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