QuotaBillsThese are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart
Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore
My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott
I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer