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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

It takes ordinary people to do extraordinary things. - Tom Dooley

If you want to get people listening, get them laughing. - Johnny Carson

I used to be a People Person but people ruined that for me. - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

Those people who are uncomfortable in themselves are disagreeable to others. - William Hazlitt

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

One's past is what one is. It is the only way by which people should be judged. - Oscar Wilde

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

People spend entire lifetimes trying to avoid the things that have already happened. - Silvia Hartmann

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

With regard to donations always expect the most from prudent people, who keep their own accounts. - Joseph Addison

Find out what failures do and don't do it. Find out what successful people do and emulate it. - Unknown

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves. - Bertrand Russell

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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