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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

People are either born hosts or born guests. - Max Beerbohm

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Teenagers only have to focus on themselves. It's not until we get older that we realize that other people exist. - Jennifer Lawrence

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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