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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Nurses are patient people. - Unknown

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Tough times don't last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people. - Jamie Lee Curtis

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A great many people seem to end up over the hill without ever having actually climbed it. - Unknown

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it. - George D Prentice

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Let us believe neither half of the good people tell us of ourselves, nor half of the evil they say of others. - J. Petit Senn

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Most people don't start because they don't want to be seen starting at the bottom. Don't be most people. - Unknown

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to. - Alan Keightley

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. - Malcolm X


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