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Perfect Circle

Geometry in motion - for those who enjoy circular reasoning

Perfect Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a math teacher practices what he preaches

Math Circle - a social structure where participants engage in the depths and intricacies of mathematical thinking

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Nobody's perfect. - Some Like it Hot

My life may not be perfect, but my lashes are! - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

I advise my students to listen carefully the moment they decide to take no more mathematics courses. They might be able to hear the sound of closing doors. - James Caballero

If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting happiness achieved. - Maurice Chevalier

It's not about perfect. It's about effort. And when you bring that effort every single day, that's where transformation happens. That's how change occurs. - Jillian Michaels

Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality. - Nikola Tesla

There are all sorts of things embodied in the Lego brick - geometry and mathematics and truth and proportion and shape and colour. It is a faintly spiritual activity that everybody connects with. - James May

I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return. - Bertrand Russell


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