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Perfect Circle

Geometry in motion - for those who enjoy circular reasoning

Perfect Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a math teacher practices what he preaches

Math Circle - a social structure where participants engage in the depths and intricacies of mathematical thinking

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No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

The fact of storytelling hints at a fundamental human unease, hints at human imperfection. Where there is perfection there is no story to tell. - Ben Okri

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. - Darth Vader

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

It's not about perfect. It's about effort. And when you bring that effort every single day, that's where transformation happens. That's how change occurs. - Jillian Michaels


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