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Perfect Circle

Geometry in motion - for those who enjoy circular reasoning

Perfect Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a math teacher practices what he preaches

Math Circle - a social structure where participants engage in the depths and intricacies of mathematical thinking

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Nobody's perfect. - Some Like it Hot

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

The fact is there are few more popular subjects than mathematics. Most people have some appreciation of mathematics, just as most people can enjoy a pleasant tune. - Godfrey Hardy

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality. - Nikola Tesla


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