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Pi Chart

Optometrist eye chart for mathematicians

Pi Chart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

It's in our biology to trust what we see with our eyes. This makes living in a carefully edited, overproduced, and photoshopped world very dangerous. - Brene Brown

Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. - Leonardo Da Vinci

We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. - Jawaharial Nehru

To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the use of money has more beautiful proportions than a vine filled with grapes. - William Blake

Close your eyes and place your finger on a map. Wherever it lands, that's the theme of the evening. So many times we settle for routine dishes. This forces you to try new cuisines. - Mario Batali

Above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain,
Unravelled from the tumbling main,
And threading the eye of a yellow star: -
So many times do I love again. - Thomas L. Beddoes

Good Friday is the mirror held up by Jesus so that we can see ourselves in all our stark reality, and then it turns us to that cross and to his eyes and we hear these words, Father forgive them for they know not what they do. That's us! - Robert G Trache


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