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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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