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Piano Shelves thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playing piano tunes for a wall-read audience

Playing piano tunes for a wall-read audience
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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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