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Piano Shelves

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Piano Shelves thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playing piano tunes for a wall-read audience

Playing piano tunes for a wall-read audience

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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