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Piano Shelves

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Piano Shelves thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playing piano tunes for a wall-read audience

Playing piano tunes for a wall-read audience

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Allege: A high rock shelf. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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