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Pigging Out in El Paso

Unusual Texas pets

Pigging Out in El Paso thanks to joe-kster

A waitress came out of the Denny’s cafe and said, “Do you know that we serve bacon here?”
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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown


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