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Pointed Trampoline

Making a point about trampoline safety

Pointed Trampoline thanks to Howard Chapman

Spring into action with a super fun trampoline

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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