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Pointed Trampoline

Making a point about trampoline safety

Pointed Trampoline thanks to Howard Chapman

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

The present is the point at which time touches eternity. - C S Lewis

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

One's strongest asset is simultaneously his point of strongest vulnerability. - Harry Levinson

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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