QuotaBillsMake crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell