Police Thieves

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell