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Politician Plane

Justin Trudeau flew a plane over a northern Indian reserve last weekend

Politician Plane thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian Native Indians take aim at government airplane safety

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use your enemy's arrows for firewood. - Matshona Dhliwayo

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie


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