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Politician Plane

Justin Trudeau flew a plane over a northern Indian reserve last weekend

Politician Plane thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian Native Indians take aim at government airplane safety

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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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