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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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