Power Strip Liberators

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami