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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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