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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Tightwad: One who has an impediment in his reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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