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Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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