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Prince William visits New Zealand natives

Prince Bag thanks to Howard Chapman

Prince William picks up the rakau tapu (dart) while a Maori warrior looks on during a traditional Maori Powhirl Ceremonial Welcome at Government House in Wellington, New Zealand

Prince Bag thanks to Howard Chapman

Prince William gets a Maori welcome on his trip to New Zealand and Australia with wife Catherine and son George

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The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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