Procrastination Workshop
Stop procrastinating - how to get organized
Procrastination humor is only a sign away
QuotaBillsIrony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler
I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown
Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli
No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta
No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown