QuotaBillsCandlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates
I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson
At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass
Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye
Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker
No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards
Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx