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Procrastination Workshop

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Procrastination Workshop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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