Procrastination Workshop

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown