Procrastination Workshop

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown