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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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