Procrastination Workshop

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Two fundamental literary qualities" supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown