Procrastination Workshop

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid