Procrastination Workshop

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid