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Property Boundary

Finding the limits of a Redneck yard security system

Property Boundary thanks to Mike King

Siting in on a good Home Alarm system

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Property is robbery. - Latin Proverb

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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