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Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle. - Joe-kster

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown


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