Pumpkin Races

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace