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Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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