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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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