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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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Coast Guard Cutbacks

Woodpecker Trio

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Follow Me Sandals

Alarmed Door

Water Break

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