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Pyramid Kiss

Emily thought the Sphinx was her Mummy

Pyramid Kiss thanks to Mike King

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

She moved like a poem and smiled like a sphinx. - Laini Taylor

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. - Mitch Hedberg

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt? - Harry S Truman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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