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Race Break

Performance transmission without performance

Race Break thanks to Keith Blake

Choosing a race car that can't race

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx


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