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Race Break

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Race Break thanks to Keith Blake

Choosing a race car that can't race

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Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

However long the night, the dawn will break. - African Proverb

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Working too long without a break is a form of pride. - Dave Williams

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

The person who broke you can't be the one to fix you. - Unknown

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Manufracture: To produce items which break after little use - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie


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