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Race Car Wedding Dress

Colin Turkington cleans up his act before marrying Louise

Race Car Wedding Dress thanks to Roy Turkington

Taking a break from his BTCC winning streak

BTCC - British Touring Car Championship ... Colin Turkington drives a BMW, now racing as eBay Motors

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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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