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Race Car Wedding Dress

Colin Turkington cleans up his act before marrying Louise

Race Car Wedding Dress thanks to Roy Turkington

Taking a break from his BTCC winning streak

BTCC - British Touring Car Championship ... Colin Turkington drives a BMW, now racing as eBay Motors

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I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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