Race Car Wedding Dress

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio