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Rainbow Eucalyptus Trees

Inspiring scenery on the road to Hana, Maui

Rainbow Eucalyptus Trees thanks to joe-kster

Also called the “Eucalyptus Deglupta” or “Mindanao Gum”, this is one of the scenic stops toward surviving the road to Hana

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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